Winter is Coming, Without Much to Buy


Every week Hannibal Tabu (winner of the 2012 Top Cow Talent Hunt/blogger/novelist/poet/jackass on Twitter/head honcho of Komplicated) grabs a whole lotta comics. These periodicals are quickly sorted (how) into two piles -- the "buy" pile (a small pile most weeks, comprised of planned purchases) and the "read" pile (often huge, often including comics that are really crappy but have some value to stay abreast of). Thursday afternoons you'll be able to get his thoughts (and they're just the opinions of one guy, so calm down, and here's some common definitions used in the column) about all of that... which goes something like this...


Nothing (No Imprint)

Yep, nothing really worth buying? Well... guess that "Thaniel" trade paperback is looking pretty good now.


... that's not a good start...


Honorable Mentions: Stuff worth noting, even if it's not good enough to buy

In "Evil Empire" #7, it's getting harder and harder to shock anymore, and the meager stakes of murder being used here can't really compare to the jaw droppers of previous issues, which makes the whole story just kind of tread water. There were a couple of decent moments, and there was nothing overwhelmingly wrong, but this issue didn't distinguish itself either.

There's one entertaining character in "Archer and Armstrong: The One Percent" #1: Austin Oldenburg-Lancaster, a sex-drenched, snark-heavy, MTV generation jackass with no limits on every card and no respect for the old guard. Everybody around him is a two-dimensional stereotype or a prop, and even with a plot that builds and crescendos effectively, it doesn't connect. In the same sense as the series "Action" or "Profit," it tries to make wholly irredeemable personalities as protagonists. It almost works.

In "Transformers" #35, Spike Witwicky, international man of mystery! Spike Witwicky, expert hacker and marksman! Spike Witwicky, scourge of Cybertronians! This issue leans on some elements from the Furman run at Marvel to bring the story down to earth, literally, as almost everyone human and metallic wants Spike Witwicky dead. Prowl bickers with Prime, Soundwave dithers with Galvatron and Alpha Trion is needlessly cryptic. There are intriguing elements, like this season of "Doctor Who," but the "combined" whole is less than compelling.

The "Meh" Pile Not good enough to praise, not bad enough to insult, not important enough to say much more than the title

"Spider-Verse" #1, "G.I. JOE A Real American Hero" #208, "All-New Captain America" #1, "Grimm Fairy Tales Presents Goddess Inc" #4, "Batgirl" #36, "Axis Hobgoblin" #2, "Ex-Con" #3, "She-Hulk" #10, "V-Wars" #7, "Deep State" #1, "Superior Iron Man" #1, "Batman" #36, "Copperhead" #3, "Nova" #23, "Q2 The Return Of Quantum And Woody" #2, "Resurrectionists" #1, "Silver Surfer" #7, "Black Dynamite" #4, "Earth 2 World's End" #6, "X" #19, "Nightcrawler" #8, "Bigger Bang" #1, "Avengers And X-Men Axis" #5, "Green Lantern Corps" #36, "Miles Morales Ultimate Spider-Man" #7, "Hexed" #4, "Thor" #2, "Justice League United" #6, "Hawkeye Vs Deadpool" #2, "Wild's End" #3, "New 52 Futures End" #28, "Guardians 3000" #2, "Alex + Ada" #10, "Unity" #12, "Death Of Wolverine The Logan Legacy" #4, "Django Zorro" #1, "Captain Marvel" #9, "Worlds' Finest" #28, "Captain America And The Mighty Avengers" #1, "Star Trek" #38, "All-New Ultimates" #10, "Life After" #5.

No, just... no... These comics? Not so much...

Re: "Bucky Barnes The Winter Soldier" #2 -- incomprehensible. Loki sends the former sidekick on the equivalent of a very bad LSD trip and... that's about it. The "plot" is a mess, the narrative is sloppy, the art is jumbled... this is not the way to go.


Kind of forgettable, actually.


Nothing guaranteed to make it home, nothing demanded to come home, one really bad comic... this wasn't the best week to be a comics fan...


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