Which comic is this?

A comic came out this week that is NOT written by Grant Morrison, and features:

1. Green Lantern chopping up the Royal Flush Gang's card with a giant green scissors;

2. Bat-Mite;

3. Batman gaining the powers of the Justice League;

4. A giant, grumpy octopus;

5. Mr. Mxyzptlk;

6. An out-of-sequence story that invites the readers to put the panels in the correct order;

7. A pronunciation guide for Mr. Mxyzptlk (it's "Mix-Yez-Pitel-Ik," in case you're wondering);

8. Mr. Mxyzptlk with a giant ant-head;

9. A giant, sentient carrot, tomato, cauliflower, celery stick, apple, and two water bottles;

10. The giant, sentient tomato getting smashed into a pulp on top of the Royal Flush Gang, with no care for the new sentience of said tomato;

11. A syrup-breathing dragon;

12. Bicycle-riding jellyfish;

13. Flash saying "Holy Bat-costume!";

14. Qwsp and other fifth-dimension imps;

15. Plots by fifth-dimension imps to take over our dimension!

Phew! Can you guess what awesome comic this is? If it was titled "Final Crisis" and had a "Morrison" on the cover, you'd be peeing your pants over how breathtakingly fantastic it is! You know it's true!

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