When I wake up in the morning and the 'larm lets out a warning ...

The always-entertaining Lucy Knisley imagines what J.K. Rowling might've come up with had she been inspired to create Harry Potter some two decades earlier. The result? A Saved by the Bell-style TV series called Hogwarts High, starring John Cusack, Mark Paul Gosselaar and Brooke Shields, and featuring David Bowie as He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.

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Mr. Fixit: The Most Dangerous Hulk Isn't Savage or a Devil - It's JOE

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