One of the great villains of modern cinema, Gestapo agent Arnold Toht doggedly pursued the Ark of the Covenant throughout 1981's "Raiders of the Lost Ark," only to get what was coming to him when the supernatural fury of the relic was unleashed, melting his face off his skull.
Now you can relive that scene with this wonderfully twisted Melting Toht Candle from Firebox. Because, why not?
It's exactly as the name suggests: a wax replica of the Nazi operative that slowly melts in cinematic fashion. The company points out that the candle "doesn't emit a blood-curdling screech as it burns," so you'll have to cue up the movie for the full effect.
Priced at $28.69, the Melting Toht Candle even comes in a box made to resemble a wooden crate (Ark of the Covenant not included).