It's no longer April Fools' Day, but we can still enjoy this absolutely perfect video trumpeting the advances in shaving forged by a partnership between Gillette and Stark Industries.
Originating on Gillette Korea's YouTube page as an Age of Ultron promo, the trailer boasts mind-blowing -- and, frankly, dangerous-sounding -- Avengers-inspired technology, like the Repulsor I razor with its own arc reactor, the XL Gamma with its unstable molecular structure, and the Gillette Thunder with micro-lightning ("Keep Out of Reach of Mortals").
Before you get too excited (or alarmed), stick around until the end of the video, where Gillette cautions, "Avengers-inspired razors are prototypes only. Not available in stores, online, or anywhere, really." Phew, we'll live to shave another day ...