'There's a good chance that Damien could hit puberty before I get back'

The first question Grant Morrison will have to answer in Batman: The Return of Bruce Wayne is just how the World's Greatest Detective is able to access Twitter from 15,000 years or so in the past.

More importantly, how will Wayne's late-Paleolithic invention of the technology -- presumably in a Roy Hinkley-meets-Angust McGyver construction involving vines, iron ore and the bladder of a woolly mammoth -- will alter history and the development of social networking.

My guess? It'll result in the evolution of a species of psychically linked, multitasking beings who communicate in bursts of 140 characters or less. Also: the end of life as we know it.

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