The worst thing about crimefighting is the laughter (oh, and the chafing)

The people of Cincinnati, Ohio, can sleep easier knowing they're protected by Shadow Hare and the Allegiance of Heroes -- "Allegiance Assemble!" -- who brave the mean streets to "intervene on crimes if there is one happening in front of us."

Ohio's WLWT, via CNN, has the laughter-inducing story.

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