• The comic that got TWO #1s in its first year now reaches a new milestone: its very first #9!

• In Part 2 of "I Kissed A Squirrel And I Liked It," Squirrel Girl's date with a chump gets interrupted by MOLE MAN, who is a man who lives underground and can't see that well! Hence the name!!

• Squirrel Girl is really good at empathizing with bad guys and talking them down, but what happens when she's TOO good at that?

• Buy this comic to find out, because we show exactly that taking place! Spoiler alert: there's punches AND jokes.

• Not a dream! Not an imaginary story! ONE the following three things WILL ACTUALLY OCCUR in this issue! 1) A pleasant visit to a coffee shop with friends; 2) A man with fishy powers suggests using fish to solve a problem, big surprise; 3) SQUIRREL GIRL USES HER TAIL TO KNOCK THE SMIRK RIGHT OFF A DUDE'S FACE!!

• Haha whoa I hope it's the third one