• Mole Man has fallen in love with Squirrel Girl, and he's holding the world hostage until she goes on a date with him!

• MOLE MEN, am I right??

• Watch as Squirrel Girl gains the help of an unlikely ally! Thrill as two people kiss! BUT WHICH TWO??

• You'll have to buy the issue to find out, so all I'll say right now is this:

• IN THIS ISSUE THERE IS A NON-ZERO CHANCE FOR EVERY MARVEL SHIP TO BECOME CANON!!

• "Ship" is short for "relationship," in case you thought I was talking about, like, Galactus' "Star Sphere" or Mr. Fantastic's "Fantasticship" or whatever.

• Anyway, enjoy!!