• STAR-LORD UNLEASHED! All these basic busters out in space are about to get a taste of their own medicine, Peter Quill-style!

• MISTER KNIFE steps from the shadows...this guy is drag city.

• WHAT is the mysterious Black Vortex? (It's not a band, it's an ancient cosmic artifact that is gonna cause big trouble.)

• Dude, space is awesome, but the ice cream up here suuuuucks.