Say what you will about classic villains, but most of them are traditionalists: They find a look that works, and they stick with it. But not The Joker, who (for good or bad) embraces change, leading to his multiple body tattoos and lack of eyebrows in Warner Bros.' upcoming Suicide Squad. That new look may suit the Clown Prince of Crime, but it kind of rubs the other villains the wrong way.

"I mean, it's not killing me," Lord Voldemort says in the latest episode of How It Should Have Ended's "Villain Pub," "it's just hurting me, really, really bad."

He-Wh0-Must-Not-Be-Named isn't alone, either. Loki, Emperor Palpatine, Magneto, Zod -- they all hate the new look. But, in fairness to The Joker, who cares what Zod thinks?