The countdown continues with 1985's "You Never Make a Sound" from Spectacular Spider-Man #112 by Peter David, Mark Beachum and Pat Redding...

Much of the issue deals with Peter Parker finding himself alone on Christmas. However, while he THINKS he is all alone, he really is continually missing out on invitations from his friends and family.

Meanwhile, a department store Santa plans to use the information he gains from kids to rob their parents...



On Christmas Eve, Peter is moping again at his apartment...



Later that night, the burglar strikes...













Very cute, eh?

It's funny, this being a Mark Beachum comic, there were plenty of gratuitous cheesecake shots in the comic and I left them out for the most part but even then he still managed to get a few ass shots into the various pages. He's a funny one, that Mark Beachum!