The Gospel of Phil Coulson


Every week Hannibal Tabu (winner of the 2012 Top Cow Talent Hunt/blogger/novelist/poet/jackass on Twitter/head honcho of Komplicated) grabs a whole lotta comics. These periodicals are quickly sorted (how) into two piles -- the "buy" pile (a small pile most weeks, comprised of planned purchases) and the "read" pile (often huge, often including comics that are really crappy but have some value to stay abreast of). Thursday afternoons you'll be able to get his thoughts (and they're just the opinions of one guy, so calm down, and here's some common definitions used in the column) about all of that ... which goes something like this ...



(Marvel Comics)

Jump from the Read Pile. Somebody's getting their ducks in a row, as Coulson, Fitz, Simmons and May all appear in a very, very fun and sneaky issue that brings all of the nine realms of Norse mythology crashing down to earth and only Phil Coulson (now severed from the "new" Nick Fury) and his "bus" team (or at least some of them, now that we know who Skye REALLY is) help Earth's Mightiest Heroes when punching isn't enough. Mark Waid's script is a wonderful bit of coordination and character development for the character made so beloved by Clark Gregg, borrowing the best elements of the TV show without any of the budgetary restrictions. Kudos as well for the art team of Carlos Pacheco, Mariano Taibo, Jason Paz and Dono Almara for making a lot of scenes that could have been messy turn out clear and effective and even fun.


Enjoyable and inexpensive -- what's not to like?


Honorable Mentions: Stuff worth noting, even if it's not good enough to buy

"East Of West" #16 is kind of all over the place. The Endless Nation's show of force got short sheeted (and they don't like it), the Chinese analogue lies boringly in wait and the supposed American analogue has fire nipping at its heels. The Endless assault should have really been the centerpiece, with its mystery and machinery, as both framing elements of Horsemen seemed to stall, not forward the narrative. However -- and this is why this book got purchased -- even when this series is frustrating it fascinates, even when it goes astray the undiscovered territory has elements of interest. The deposed Texas governor is desperate, the horseman of death wants revenge, as does his warrior woman love and a reckoning remains on the horizon. This issue's another small step towards that end, and the antici (say it) pation is overwhelming. Not bad at all, but just unfocused.

"All New Miracleman Annual" #1 is creepy in many ways. In its first half, it takes all the trepidation and anxiety characters felt about Billy Batson, grinning like a maniac, and turns it into a British mod nightmare straight out of a 1960s teeny bopper magazine. Kid Miracleman is the threat everyone fears about extrahumans, dressed like that skeevy kid in the back of the coffee shop with bad poetry in his back pocket. Then the arguable hero makes a conscious decision to stay stuck in the kind of "biff pow" heroism that Adam West might find familiar, all with a weird meta shadow hanging over it, as though some horrible "Truman Show"-styled trick was being played on the characters and they had no idea. Unusual, awkward comics storytelling but strangely compelling, surely of interest to superhero fans closer to the art comic crowd.

The "Meh" Pile Not good enough to praise, not bad enough to insult, not important enough to say much more than the title

"Earth 2 Worlds End" #13, "X-O Manowar" #31, "Batman Eternal" #39, "Star Trek Planet Of The Apes" #1, "New 52 Futures End" #35.

No, just ... no ... These comics? Not so much ...

No whammies.


Not much to complain about here.


Coulson lives and leads off a slow week that gets it done, economically and entertainingly.


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