The Buy Pile: Down Goes Deathstroke!

WHAT IS THE BUY PILE?

Every week Hannibal Tabu (winner of the 2012 Top Cow Talent Hunt/blogger/novelist/poet/jackass on Twitter/head honcho of Komplicated) grabs a whole lotta comics. These periodicals are quickly sorted (how) into two piles — the “buy” pile (a small pile most weeks, comprised of planned purchases) and the “read” pile (often huge, often including comics that are really crappy but have some value to stay abreast of). Thursday afternoons you’ll be able to get his thoughts (and they’re just the opinions of one guy, so calm down, and here’s some common definitions used in the column) about all of that … which goes something like this …

THE BUY PILE FOR NOVEMBER 22, 2017

Deathstroke #26 (DC Comics)

It’s troubling to admit the normally skintight plotting slipped a little this issue, but some things for this Buy Pile regular worked while others don’t. The hodgepodge team Slade Wilson put together as part of his attempt at redemption do great character work as they try to figure out where their benefactor is while sniping at each other. That’s fantastic. The arguable “a” plot of Slade discovering secrets hidden by his former friend and benefactor is less compelling, but Christopher Priest is good enough to give some entertainment value even when the installment doesn’t stand as tall as some others, while the visuals from Diogenes Neves, Jason Paz, Jeromy Cox and Willie Schubert — as always — dazzle. It’d take three down issues in a row to fall from Buy Pile grace, and this is only one, so here’s hoping for something amazing next month.

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WHAT’S THE PROGNOSIS?

… that’s not a good start …

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THIS WEEK’S READ PILE

Honorable Mentions: Stuff worth noting, even if it’s not good enough to buy

Darth Vader #9 had some spectacular action scenes and riveting artwork but fell short on the plotting side as snooty Jedi librarian Jacosta Nu faces both the Grand Inquisitor and the title character. A better fight than one might anticipate, but not much room for more than spectacle.

Catalyst Prime Noble #7 again succeeds in making a character named Astrid the most impressive person in these pages, battling a superhuman weapons expert and diving out of a plane without a parachute. The lead character and many around him stand as an empty vessel, his main value being adored by the aforementioned Astrid. Great art, great character designs, but the characters themselves are not connecting.

Sleepless #1 is an intriguing start, an immersive fantasy environment that patiently and effectively unveils the characters therein. What it didn’t do was give enough plot to engage on where these characters are going — the grim protector, the not-so-helpless ingenue. Worth a look to see if it picks up the pace, but not quite ready for prime time yet.

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Star Trek The Next Generation Mirror Broken #5 borrows a tactical maneuver from the book of Gabriel Lorca in battle against a Klingon/Cardassian alliance, which is a bit less spectacular in print than it was on screen. This book had the quick paced creativity of the TNG crew down, even under the “mirror darkly” rules of brutality and betrayal, but just didn’t do enough to distinguish itself from its highly derivative origins. This will be a fun diversion for Trek loyalists.

If you love the star-spangled Avenger, Captain America #696 is gonna scratch your nostalgic itch but good. Doing a kind of walkabout, Cap stumbles on bad dealings in a small town and deals out good old fashioned American justice, done in one issue. If you know nothing else, this comic has everything you need to know, and could have been published at any point in history. As such, its lack of distinctiveness can come off as bland, its antagonist is a “jobber,” and had you never read it, it wouldn’t affect your perception of anything.

Along similar thematic lines, one thing you can say about Batman #36 is that Tom King is a master of craft. In two heroes avoiding each other discussing the engagement that’s got people talking, there are a lot of compliments and lots of “aw shucks” moments and some light punching. “It got weird” would be an understatement but if you love Bruce Wayne and his flying friend, this will likely twirl your cape.

Avengers #674 was at its best when it focused on the Vision and his daughter, Viv. The rest of the team had little to do, from Ms. Marvel borrowing a catchphrase to Nadia Pym getting her scientific trivia ignored.

Archie #26 had a killer callback to a previous issue but kind of just tread water in terms of plot. Heck of a good looking book, though.

No, just … no … These comics? Not so much …

Astonishing X-Men #6 has an ending that’s both tedious and stupid, a partial climax to a story that’s dragged on for months and is getting worse as it proceeds. The coloring is all wishy washy, the action scenes are lackluster, and it does nothing good for one character in particular. Blerg.

Doctor Strange #382 could just as well have been called “a series of unfortunate decisions” as the not-so-good Doctor makes mistake after mistake, fails at being a veterinarian (really) and gets tossed into a van. There’s no struggle against a great evil, no heroism on display, just being messy and people getting annoyed at it. We deserve better, and so does Stephen.

SO, HOW BAD WAS IT?

Limping, bleeding heavily …

WINNERS AND LOSERS

Oy. This week took it on the chin.

THE BUSINESS

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