WHAT IS THE BUY PILE?
Every week Hannibal Tabu (winner of the 2012 Top Cow Talent Hunt/blogger/novelist/poet/jackass on Twitter/head honcho of Komplicated) grabs a whole lotta comics. These periodicals are quickly sorted (how) into two piles -- the "buy" pile (a small pile most weeks, comprised of planned purchases) and the "read" pile (often huge, often including comics that are really crappy but have some value to stay abreast of). Thursday afternoons you'll be able to get his thoughts (and they're just the opinions of one guy, so calm down, and here's some common definitions used in the column) about all of that ... which goes something like this ...
THE BUY PILE FOR APRIL 5, 2017
Deathstroke #16 (DC Comics)
This issue was deep as headliner Slade Wilson unexpectedly gets attached to someone, his lover gets bad news, then gives his daughter bad news, all while a shtick obsessed assassin plays straight man. Writer Christopher Priest keeps the plot twists coming (especially at the end) as Larry Hama, Carlo Pagulayan, Roberto J. Viacava, Jason Paz, Sean Parsons, Jeromy Cox and Willie Schubert deliver an energetic, crisp visual package that brings home the goods. Rock solid storytelling here.
America #2 (Marvel Comics)
Jump from the Read Pile. For a comic to be this wild and audacious and inspirational and effective and ridiculous all at the same time is ... well, frankly, it's nearly impossible. "Nextwave" did it, but that was Warren freaking Ellis, years deep in the game and armed with everything in the toolbox. This ... as what appears to be the first comic work for writer Gabby Rivera, well, it's a freaking miracle. The titular character discovers she can not only punch her way into other dimensions, she can time travel, too. Not predictably, but she can, and she meets WWII Peggy Carter (who is DOPE), brushes off WWII Cap (is he secretly a Nazi in this reality? Never mind, doesn't matter) and ends up getting a college lecture from Moon Girl herself, Lunella Lafayette. There are at least three gasp-inducing moments in this book, several chuckles and at least one legit fist pump. Let's stop and applaud Joe Quinones, Ming Doyle, Jose Villarubia and Travis Lanham for fitting all this awesomeness into a space this size. How long can this series be this epic? Spirit be praised, let's freaking find out!
WHAT'S THE PROGNOSIS?
The big companies did pretty good with these two books.
THIS WEEK'S READ PILE
Honorable Mentions: Stuff worth noting, even if it's not good enough to buy
For fans of psychological underpinnings, "Batman" #20 (and really this entire storyline) is manna from above, delving deep into the fractured mind of the billionaire vigilante. On the surface, Bane and Batman punch each other a lot. The juxtaposition of those competing realities didn't connect for this column, but many will surely enjoy it.
"Kill Shakespeare Past Is Prologue Juliet" #1 has a lot of great points, being sweeping and truly Shakespearean in its dialogue and themes. However, the issues lie with continuity. If taken on its own, this leaves Juliet navel gazing and petulant in her grief. If taken as part if the larger "Kill Shakespeare" story, with Shylock deposited in the middle of Montagues and Capulets, is this after the struggle with Prospero? How do we get the damsel from the general and war leader? Perhaps answers lie ahead, but this meal lacks matter.
"Captain America Steve Rogers" #15 is interesting as the titular character confronts the nature of his current state in a way that will certainly remind you of the Steve Rogers of old. However, the plot depends too much on things that happened in other books, makes a very strange bit with the Red Skull's daughter and overall only works when Rogers is talking, walking jingo machine that he is. Not bad, but best in a collection.
The "Meh" Pile Not good enough to praise, not bad enough to insult, they just kind of happened ...
"Bullseye" #3, "Starstruck Old Proldiers Never Die" #3, "Hawkeye" #5, "Extremity" #2, "Spider-Man Deadpool" #16, "Black Cloud" #1, "Savage Things" #2, "X-Men Gold" #1, "Harley Quinn" #17, "Rock Candy Mountain" #1, "Sovereigns" #0, "Fall And Rise Of Captain Atom" #4, "Uncanny Avengers" #22, "Faith" #10, "Tank Girl World War Tank Girl" #1, Nightwing" #18, "Jessica Jones" #7, "Infinite Seven" #3, "Green Lanterns" #20, "Nova" #5, "Box Office Poison Color Comics" #4, "Everafter From The Pages Of Fables" #8, "Brutal Nature Concrete Fury" #2, "All-New Wolverine" #19, "Shade The Changing Girl" #7, "Doctor Who Ghost Stories" #1, "Spider-Man" #15, "Goldie Vance" #11, "Cyborg" #11, "Star Wars" #30, "Pathfinder Worldscape" #6, "Iron Fist" #2, "Mighty Man" #1, "Green Arrow" #20, "Blue Hour" #5, "Champions" #7, "Darkness Visible" #3, "Aquaman" #20, "James Bond Black Box" #2, "Planetoid Praxis" #3, "Flintstones" #10, "Intertwined" #6, "Justice League" #18, "Elephantmen" #76, "Royals" #1, "Superman" #20, "Jem And The Holograms" #25, "Bullseye" #3.
No, just ... no ... These comics? Not so much ...
"Slapstick" #5 has a faux Disney princess, murderous furniture and ... you know what? No. it's just terrible. No more wasting time on this failed attempt at satire and parody.
"Amory Wars III Good Apollo I'm Burning Star IV" #1 seems to assume many facts not in evidence. Either mental illness drives a weird space opera thing, or there's a connection not said. In any case, this was not for the uninitiated and must be for existing fans of the property.
SO, HOW BAD WAS IT?
... admittedly, that could have gone better ...
WINNERS AND LOSERS
The week's a tie game with two solid purchases weighed down by the underperforming reads and two legitimately tired books.
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