flogging a dead horse
Paul is back with his list of "Five Jobs I Narrowly Avoided," including near misses with becoming a wedding DJ, a ladies hairdresser and, perhaps the most frightening almost-job of all, a Bingo announcer in North London.
Paul Jenkins' latest installment of FLOGGING is lovingly dedicated to one of the world's most recognizable and beloved childrens characters - and marketing juggernauts - Thomas the (Anthropomorphic) Tank Engine!
It's the first all-new FLOGGING of the new decade, and Paul lays out five different resolutions for 2010, along with the odds that he'll actually be able to actually see them through. Apparently, the smart money's on Total Failure.
'Tis the holiday season, so naturally that means Paul is here to continue his tradition of sharing tales of his horrible sports injuries with FLOGGING readers. Plus: Paul does his level best to have his wife place him on the Naughty List.
In his latest FLOGGING, Paul makes his way to Atlanta in order to attend the Medtrade convention, a medical industry trade show, with his friend and subject of his "Captain America: Theater of War" issue, Sergeant Bryan.
This week, Paul and his son visit Dragon*Con, spending quality time together while bonding through one of the most time honored traditions known to fathers everywhere - using your three year old son to score photos of costumed women.
His two-year vacation finally over, Paul Jenkins has finally come to light at CBR with his
all new, all different FLOGGING A DEAD HORSE column! Thrills, chills and spills are in store as Paul tells how he landed, well, here!
In which Paul leads a jam session to one-up Joe Quesada's annual Christmas song.
Paul and Nigh Perfect throw a party, and all of Atlanta is there... including a few swingers.
Paul can talk his way into or out of anything--with the right accent, of course.
In which history repeats itself, awkwardly.
Paul shares his tips for hunting Klingons and other cosplayers at assorted conventions.
Paul recounts his convention horror stories, which is the story of every convention he's attended.
Paul attends a wedding, and nearly conducts the ceremony.
Paul gets a bad haircut and hunts squirrel. Or is it chipmunk?