MATURE READERS ONLY
When Eli's teenage cousin gets his girlfriend Jane knocked up, he agrees to help him "solve" the problem. But a simple drive to the doctor's becomes anything but when a doublecross, a twisted neighbor, and a .38 revolver leave Eli both hopelessly in love and hopelessly holding the bag. Find out why picking the wrong hideout can get you dead in "Love, Monkey. Monkey, Love You."