This week in The Thirsty:
What, you want me to do a synopsis and spoil it all for you? Just read the free comics already! They're right after the jump.
We learn a little bit about the drunken preacher, the origins of the Vampire Master, and Penny Rybandt's drunk of a husband Joe returns home.
Remember, the comics take a brief break, but there'll be plenty of Strangeways-related content to come in the next two weeks, including the secret origin of the book. And what's more comic booky than a secret origin? Nothing, that's what.