Hey, look at that front page coverage, willya? Warms the heart it does.
But you're not here for platitudes, are you? Okay, okay, here's your dose:
Guess a drunk with a barstool doesn't trump a vampire after all. Who knew?
Be sure to stop by on Wednesday for the next installment, won't you? Aw, you're not fooling anyone. All you'd be doing instead is work...
Oh, and if you want to catch up with the story from the beginning? Well, just follow this link.