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'Star Wars' light covers are a horrifying reminder of Battle of Endor

While I certainly understand the desire to proclaim your fandom from your front door, or to entertain the kids on Halloween, there's something undeniably disturbing about these Star Wars Porch Light Covers from ThinkGeek.

The helmets of Darth Vader and a Stormtrooper are presented as morbid, glowing trophies mounted on pikes, a warning to Imperial forces that the Rebellion will not -- cannot! -- be stopped, and that the Snickers Minis are limited to one per trick-or-treater.

They're like the nightmarish spoils of the Battle of Endor, lining a path to the Ewok village. Horror ... Horror has a face. A furry face.

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