A Darth Vader-Inspired Kettle Confirms Empire Has Superior Kitchenware

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If you ever wanted to boil water inside Darth Vader's head, this could be a good day for you.

The Fowndry now has a Star Wars Stovetop Kettle that you could say is "most impressive." It's designed to look just like the famous Sith's signature helmet, intimidating sheen and all. The kettle also features a lightsaber handle with a red button at the top, clearly inspired by Vader's signature weapon. It's not exactly screen accurate, but we'll allow it. The kettle's description reads:

In space, no-one can hear you steam… which is a shame because the superbly menacing Darth Vader Kettle has a whistle that could awaken The Force

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The 9" x 7" kettle is made of both stainless steel and plastic, and holds about 1.7 liters of water. Naturally, it can be used on any stove top.

You want to make some Hoth broth? You can do that. If you're more into a Jawa java, you can brew a cup. Rather have some AT-ATea? It's now achievable, my friends, all while getting in touch with your Dark Side.

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The $70 item, described as "perfect for camping trips to the Outer Rim," is currently available for pre-order. The Foundry expects to ship this bad boy out on March 19.

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