"Dudes, I don't think this transport's armored." â€¨"Thanks, genius. That explains the flaming headless corpse driving!" â€¨"I can't die like this. Who runs out of gas in Iraq?" â€¨"INCOMING!" â€¨â€¨ALL-OUT ACTION ISH! â€¨Torture! WMDs! Bad intel! Mercenaries! You can't make this crap up!