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She Has No Head! – 6 Sci-Fi Comics That Would Be Better Movies Than Jupiter Ascending

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She Has No Head! – 6 Sci-Fi Comics That Would Be Better Movies Than Jupiter Ascending

This weekend my boyfriend and I went to see Jupiter Ascending. Going in knowing it was not going to be good

I sort of vaguely hoped that my lowered expectations would make for a better viewing experience. Nope. It was basically awful.

Why did I go knowing it would be bad? Well, for starters I do like to try to support original sci-fi. Especially stuff that isn’t a reboot, remake, or sequel. But mostly my boyfriend was interested (even though he had the same fears and reservations) and relationships are about compromise, folks. So, Jupiter Ascending it was.

Still, though I was prepared to be underwhelmed, I was not prepared with how frustrated and even angry the film would make me. Seeing 176 million wasted on a sci-fi story that just bathed in the broadest and most cliché of concepts, and offered not one single surprise…not even an attempt to surprise. It offered nothing smart, or charming or funny, and it didn’t try to subvert expectations even once and for all of these reasons it was just epically disappointing.

There’s a good (and potentially great) cast here and yet they were given nothing of consequence to do. Mila Kunis and Channing Tatum are very easy on the eyes of course, but they’re also very charming actors but they were like blocks of dull wood here. Sean Bean, once our great and beloved Eddard ‘Ned’ Stark, given magnificent and layered material, is nothing but a plot device for heavy handed exposition. And Eddie Redmayne, a literal award winner this year for his work in The Theory of Everything, is relegated to such over the top hysterics that wouldn’t be at home in almost any movie. What let all these people down? Maybe the direction, but certainly an awful story and even worse script. The kind of story and script that you cannot possibly understand how it makes it through the gauntlet of filmmaking. One of many problems for JA, and a bit surprising for the writer/directors who brought us (at a minimum) Carrie Ann Moss’s excellent Trinity, the lead female role of Jupiter was basically a total throwaway. You could feel The Wachowskis’ trying to give Jupiter agency, but they managed it by only the slimmest of margins and at the end of the day, despite Kunis getting literally the ONLY laugh in the entire 127 minutes, she’s just a glorified damsel, which is damn disappointing.

There were a good things in the film of course – the effects on the whole were impressive and well done, though I preferred some of the quieter effects like alien cityscapes to the overly long sometimes frustrating action sequences of which there were many. Caine’s “gravity boots” and the resulting effects and how they impacted the action scenes were cool, though too heavily relied on both as plot and as action device. Some of the costuming, especially some of Jupiter’s outfits were impressively outstanding.

But all of the things that worked or sort of worked were the kind of things that could have easily been applied to a more interesting and original story and script. In fact, while I was watching my mind kept leaping to similarly “epic” sci-fi and fantasy comics (all creator-owned) that would have made far better sci-fi movies if given 176 million dollars. Let’s talk about some of them!

SAGA by Brian K. Vaughan and Fiona Staples

Saga, despite being a property that Vaughan claims he wrote to be almost deliberately difficult to translate to film/TV, was of course the first and loudest comic that my brain kept bumping into while I watched Jupiter Ascending. Of all the books on my list, Saga is probably closest to the kind of epic story and massive world building that The Wachowskis were aiming for with JA. Looking at the posters for JA it’s easy to imagine that their greatest hope was to create a Star Wars for a new generation…and nobody would have liked to have a brand new Star Wars more than yours truly. And since Saga is often described (though it has long ago eclipsed this description) as Star Wars meets Romeo & Juliet, Saga is probably exactly the kind of story The Wachowskis should have been aiming for.

Saga mines a lot of the same general area of sci-fi story tropes as JA (and most sci-fi stories) but Saga does a great job of subverting those ideas and making them new and interesting in ways that JA continually failed to. For starters in Saga we don’t have to endure an unbelievable “meet and fall in love instantly so that we can make it work for a 2-hour film” like JA, instead our couple is already together, on the run, and having a baby. Stupid trite love story problems SOLVED. Additionally, while JA tried to show some variety in their “non human looking” characters with a few giant kind of “alligator men” and some skinny grey-skinned “aliens” that looked a bit like Gollum, and a handful of one off designs here and there, the characters were mostly basically humans, which is pretty boring and unimaginative considering the scope of the universe that they were trying to convey. Tatum’s vague “pointy human/wolf ears” as an attempt at diversifying their world was particularly weak. By contrast, Saga’s cast is insanely innovative – from terrifying (awesome) literal spider women assassins to people with monitors for heads and everything in between. Yes, these things add up quickly $$$$ wise, but one less battle sequence (no loss I assure you…we can manage with six major action set pieces instead of seven, in fact, the whole thing will probably pace better if you roll back the wall to wall action sequences – and I don’t just mean JA) then you can probably afford everything you need to give you world and characters a truly varied and impressively layered landscape, the TEXTURE a movie like that deserves. Saga is of course both not done and as the name suggests is an epic and sprawling story not easily contained or adapted. However, you could carve off a piece of it into a first film that would be completely satisfying, emotionally resonant, and wholly unique…words entirely unfamiliar to JA. [Sidebar: I’m not suggesting that Vaughn/Staples would allow that to happen, for Saga to be carved up into pieces, or suggesting that they should, I’m just trying to make the point of how creative and innovative it is comparative to JA].

On the female character front…no contest. Not only is our arguable co-lead Alana a force to be reckoned with and a wholly unique and fascinating character with a ton of agency, but the book is peppered with equally as compelling female supporting characters (Gwendolyn, The Stalk, Izabel, Klara, The Brand, and even Sophie) and technically the story is actually about Hazel, Alana’s daughter that is born on page one. When it comes to female agency, Saga has JA so beat it’s not even funny.

One of the best and most subversive things about Saga is that though we have our “lead protagonists” that we are rooting for, Vaughan and Staples do an exceptional job of making all of the characters relatable. It’s easy to root against characters we perceive superficially of being “enemies” of our leads, but in Saga all the characters are so magnificently layered that it’s tough to see “good guys” and “bad guys” – we know their feelings, goals, motivations, pressures, and responsibilities, which makes them human and more than just antagonists. Villainy is in many ways just a matter of perspective and that’s a nuanced and complicated view that more smart sci-fi could really use – instead of just easy to vilify monsters with zero relatability. Audiences can handle and deserve more complex characters as well as the occasional happy ending that comes with grey areas.

STARLIGHT by Mark Millar, Goran Parlov, and Ive Svorcina

Another book I thought of frequently while watching JA was Mark Millar and Goran Parlov’s Starlight. Already optioned by Fox (before it was even released) and likely to actually become a film since a lot of Millar properties do make it all the way through the process (Kick Ass, The Kingsmen, and Wanted for a start) it mainly sprang to mind as a book that mines a lot of the world building and space epic aspects that The Wachowskis were clearly interested in with JA.

Starlight is a surprisingly easy to adapt self-contained sci-fi story that subverts some of the obvious story conventions we’ve grown bored of right out of the gate – namely the lead is an over the hill dude who is legendary on another planet but just an old guy with a lot of stories on earth. While it’s true that mainstream Hollywood is not exactly low on stories about older white guys there’s a lot of fun to the idea of basically Flash Gordon returning to Mongo, a place he helped bring peace to years ago (thus saving Earth), in order to once again aid and inspire the revolution.

Starlight also nicely avoids any tired love story nonsense, though it does have a somewhat cliché father-son thing going on. It’s focus on a revolution toppling an evil overlord has a lot of the beats that The Wachowskis’ were aiming for, though with a whole lot more humanity (or whatever you call humanity when it applies to alien planets). Though there is no strong female co-lead here, the supporting character of Tilda Starr is anything but a damsel as the head of the former queen’s Imperial Guard and now the leader of the revolution. She’s also not a love interest, and not white. All things that would be nice to see in a big time sci-fi film. Though Starlight hits on a few tired tropes there’s more than enough here that feels new and interesting while also playing on our sci-fi nostalgia in smart enjoyable ways.

NONPLAYER by Nate Simpson

There’s only one freaking issue of Nonplayer out this far – a scant 26 pages – and already it is a more fascinating and well developed world and concept than JA. Nonplayer was already optioned back in 2011 and according to a blog post by Simpson in December 2014, Warners has let that option lapse, meaning it’s available (i.e. if you’re a studio exec interested in making an awesome sci-fi movie, here’s your chance). Additionally, and more importantly for us comic fans, we are on the verge of having another issue releasing soon (so excite!). Nonplayer #2 is scheduled for a June release date (and Nonplayer #1 is being reprinted in April) and one can only hope that more content as good as the first will get interest in this property humming again. I’m fine of course to let Nonplayer just be a brilliant comic, I’m always fine with that. But as I said, when something completely lacking in innovation like JA is given 176 million dollars, it makes one yearn for something truly interesting like Nonplayer to get that same opportunity.

There’s a reason that Nonplayer initially got optioned on the strength of a single issue and that’s because the ideas and world building were so complete and engaging that it was EASY to see how it could be translated to other media and be a massive success. Gamers in a run down future playing in an incredibly realistic AI world is not an entirely original concept (here’s some news: nothing is) but Simpson’s treatment, style, and the attitude and character beats that he manages in those first 26 pages are truly exciting. There are worlds to explore, characters to fall in love with, and big mysteries to solve, all of it more fresh than the tried and not-so-true bad boy meets good girl and they fall in love and fight some stuff. : /

Bonus points for a female lead that has nothing damsel-y about her. Sure, she might have a love story in her future–we do only have the first piece of this puzzle–but it’s evident from go that she’s got agency to spare. Send 176 million Nonplayer’s way and we are COOKING.

Go to the next page for the next three comics!

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