WHAT IS THE BUY PILE?
Every week Hannibal Tabu (winner of the 2012 Top Cow Talent Hunt/blogger/novelist/poet/jackass on Twitter/head honcho of Komplicated) grabs a whole lotta comics. These periodicals are quickly sorted (how) into two piles -- the "buy" pile (a small pile most weeks, comprised of planned purchases) and the "read" pile (often huge, often including comics that are really crappy but have some value to stay abreast of). Thursday afternoons you'll be able to get his thoughts (and they're just the opinions of one guy, so calm down, and here's some common definitions used in the column) about all of that ... which goes something like this ...
THE BUY PILE FOR JANUARY 7, 2015
Jump from the Read Pile.
The first issue of this series was virtually perfect. Normally, that means the second issue has a dip in quality, sagging in pacing or getting buried in exposition. Here? None of that. There is an astonishingly effective plot, which effectively runs through three distinct acts and dances between character and action with a deftness that is remarkable. The perfect final page, the tension of the return to Harlem, the hilarious job interview, all humming together smoothly like the purr of an idling Aston Martin. Writer David Walker has crafted a simply flawless period detective story, and when combined with the crisp, fluid, graceful artwork of Bilquis Evely and Daniela Miwa, stands up with the likes of dramas you'd see on AMC. Relentlessly effective, masterful craft on display here at every stage of the work.
Unbeatable Squirrel Girl #1
Jump from the Read Pile.
With unquenchable pluck and pitch perfect humor, this spotlight on one of Marvel's most amusing characters hits every note in a virtually flawless chord of kookiness. The titular character co-opts Peter Parker's unused (and likely heavily licensed) tune to her own furry interests while getting ready to go to college on the same campus that generated Dr. Doom, Peter Parker, Reed Richards and Bruce Banner. This leads to hilarious results, including a great confrontation with Kraven the Hunter and flirting with a fellow student. Engaging, entertaining stuff for fans of any age, this is great work from Ryan North, Erica Henderson and Rico Renzi. Quite a joy.
WHAT'S THE PROGNOSIS?
These two, plus "Separators" #2 (which can't be properly reviewed due to a financial conflict of interest) make it a pretty doggone solid week of purchases.
THIS WEEK'S READ PILE
Honorable Mentions: Stuff worth noting, even if it's not good enough to buy
"Ant-Man" #1 had some solidly entertaining moments and a very good grasp of Scott Lang's Star Lord-esque scoundrel vibe, but in telling a story of a bumbling father who wants to do good it does a far better job of depicting an awful hero failing at everything else. The Tony Stark segment was good, the relationship with Cassie was good, but the whole wasn't as strong as its parts.
Taking the toys of the Top Cow universe to a far future conclusion, "IXth Generation" #1 leaves Aphrodite IX and the Coin of Solomon in the middle of a far future war with her Greek pantheon-named siblings making murder games of the cybernetically enhanced denizens of the 23rd century. Trying to stop the chaos means a trip to the moon and the Artifacts of old coming into play -- the Darkness unleashed, the Blood Sword and the Witchblade. Interesting plot but wholly vacuous characters -- the supporting character tagging along for the trip could have literally been anyone else and it would have made no difference -- made this solid idea not hit the mark in execution.
"All-New X-Factor" #19 had, at its center, a rock solid fight scene where the story did its best work. Danger again shows up as a star in two very effective scenes as the team fights a resurrected god on a schedule. However, with a set of cannon fodder getting lost in the shuffle and an unclear ending sequence, it didn't close the deal.
The "Meh" Pile Not good enough to praise, not bad enough to insult, not important enough to say much more than the title
"Deadly Class" #10, "Hulk" #10, "Action Comics" #38," "Fade Out" #4, "X-Men" #23, "Robocop" #7, "Punisher" #14, "Aquaman And The Others" #9, "Iron Fist The Living Weapon" #8, "Terminal Hero" #5, "Wolverines" #1, "ODY-C" #2, "Legendary Star-Lord" #7, "Earth 2 World's End" #14, "Shinobi Ninja Princess" #5, "Swamp Thing" #38, "Lady Killer" #1, "Hawkeye Vs Deadpool" #4, "Justice League 3000" #13, "Feathers" #1, "Shadow Show" #3, "Ghost" #11, "Lobo" #4, "Sinergy" #3, "Operation S.I.N." #1, "Magnus Robot Fighter" #10, "Fairest" #33, "God Is Dead" #26, "Batman Eternal" #40, "Angela Asgard's Assassin" #2, "Eternal Warrior Days Of Steel" #3, "Spider-Man 2099" #7, "Detective Comics" #38, "V-Wars" #9, "Tech Jacket" #7, "Storm" #7, "Earth 2" #30, "Birthright" #4, "New 52 Futures End" #36, "God Hates Astronauts" #5, "Amazing Spider-Man" #12,
No, just ... no ... These comics? Not so much ...
"Bucky Barnes The Winter Soldier" #3 may have the thread of a legitimate narrative in its mishegas of bootleg Grant Morrison-isms, but it's hard to find. Assassination in a world of hive minded pacifists, posting embarrassing photos of alien mishaps online ... this tries so hard and fails so mightily. Let's move on.
Drinks with a self-absorbed speedster and an emo cop type renowned for his rage, only to have his ex tell him he'll find someone remind him she's now dating his successor. Was "Green Lantern" #38 supposed to be a limp coming of age film or a comic book? Oy.
SO, HOW BAD WAS IT?
A little better than worse, we'll call it a good sign here.
WINNERS AND LOSERS
Two jumps, the bad books didn't outnumber the good -- that's a winning recipe if ever there was one!
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