• TLÖN? TLÖN! How many more secrets are going to be uncovered? In this issue? Like, right now? MANY!

• Hawkeye and Deadpool work together to stop a deranged mullet-wearing ex-wrestler! But Deadpool has a SECRET!

• Maria Hill figures things out! DOOMED ESCAPE ATTEMPT! DESPERATE SCIENTIST! LAST HOPE! Erhmagerd, is BLACK WIDOW alive?