As Dr. Hook told us all those years ago, your mind won't really be blown until you get your picture on the cover of Rolling Stone, and Archie's Dr. Hook moment seems to have come this week—but only if you don't look too closely. To spotlight the crossover romance of Archie and Valerie (of Josie and the Pussycats), the Archie folks have cleverly designed some fake magazine and newspaper covers spotlighting the romance from different angles. Check out Billboard, Ebony, OK!, and a comparatively restrained New York Post (hey, it's Archie!) at the Archie News blog, all promoting the upcoming storyline.

UPDATE: Chris Sims fixes a glaring omission.