It's not a real Fourth of July celebration until somebody breaks out the adamantium claws. Bub.

Police in Joliet, Illinois, report that an argument turned nasty on Sunday afternoon when 73-year-old Benjamin C. Price apparently had enough and cut another man with a glove that had two 6-inch blades attached to it. According to The Herald-News, "Evidently the glove resembled the retractable claws of comic book character Wolverine."

The victim was treated for severe lacerations at a local hospital, while Price was taken to the county jail. Pfft. As if that can hold him.