"The saddest thing is that it runs the risk of making vampires not scary. I will be glad when the glut is over. Maybe they will be scary again. I like my creatures of the night a little nocturnal ... My next big novel was going to have a vampire. Now, I'm probably not. They are everywhere, they're like cockroaches."
--writer Neil Gaiman, on the vast army of fictional vampires infiltrating pop culture