Bad as things can get, there is solace to be found in the fact that we do not live in the cold-blooded realm of the swiftly mutating amphibian.
—Master cartoonist Jim Woodring (Weathercraft, Congress of the Animals, The Frank Book) looks on the bright side. And indeed, in a time when influential comics creators are tearing the internet apart with every digitized utterance, it's nice to find something on which we can all agree. I would prefer not to be a frog-man getting trampled to death by a frog-horse -- I am the 99 percent.
This aphorism and the accompanying image above were posted to Woodring's blog under the title "NIGHTMARISH SKETCH," and who are we to argue about that characterization?