"Reminder to writers/artists, if you're contacting editors about work in a professional capacity, please use your real name. When I get e-mails from people using nicknames [like] 'Dark Spidey' or 'Elflord' asking about submitting, it's hard to take you seriously. Be smarter."
-- Marvel's Senior Vice President, Creator & Content Development C.B. Cebulski, with another pearl of wisdom from his magic box of "how not to break into comics" tidbits. Protip: This applies to comment-thread posters, too. Just sayin'!