"What color do you like better, red or yellow?"

"I hate red! So I pick blue."

"Name three colors, with one of them being orange."

"Purple, Red and Green."

"What is two plus one"

"I hate math! I refuse to answer, but I think it is important to let you know that I am not just refusing to answer, I am answering to point out that I am refusing to answer!"

"What does that sign over there say?"

"I don't want to look at that sign. I am enjoying the sign on the other side of the street, though, so I can tell you what that sign says."

"Who is your favorite X-Men?"

"Dan Didio/Joe Quesada sucks!"