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Neil deGrasse Tyson is threat to galaxy in 'Sailor Moon' sendup

A lot happened in the nearly 17 years between the end of Sailor Moon and the revival last summer with Sailor Moon Crystal: The world ushered in a new millennium, governments rose and fell, the human genome was mapped, Pluto was downgraded to a dwarf planet ...

It's that last development, however, that most concerns the Sailor Soldiers in the latest video from ADHD (Animation Domination High-Def). It turns out there's a pecking order in this team of magical girls, and now beleaguered Sailor Pluto is at the bottom.

"We get our powers from the planets," Sailor Jupiter says, "and you're like a fucking asteroid or something now." (Yeah, the video isn't exactly work-safe.)

But who's to blame for this dastardly deed? Science, of course, and astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson.

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