MATURE READERS ONLY

The first chapter of the new sixissue arc of BOB FINGERMAN's so-real-it-hurts series. What do sex dungeons, sleepy-time heart-to-hearts with mutant horseshoe crabs, and feelings of frustration have in common? Rob's first postdivorce birthday, of course. Season with a soupçon of Dream Sylvia and Real Sheila and bon appetit!