Who is this monkey? Why is he two-fisting handguns? Who's his tailor? I have no clue what the answers to these questions are -- all I know is he's drawn by simian specialist Frank Cho and being teased on Marvel.com as "Marvel's hottest new character." If there's one thing for sure about comics fans, it's that we're monkey whores, so I am therefore passing this on to you our readers.
Tune into Marvel.com on Monday for the big reveal, whatever the heck that might be. And check out Cho's blog for a sketch version of the piece labeled "Hitman Monkey." Are there two more glorious words in the English language?