You don't have to be a man to do manly things, and not all men have what it takes to do manly things. In the webcomic Manly Guys Doing Manly Things, however, Kelly Turnbull shows what "ludicrously macho guys" do when being manly doesn't pay the bills. Described as The Expendables meets The Office, this strip follows a temp agency for macho men trying to find something to do after their careers in action movies and other roles dry up. To hilarious results. See this recent one-off strip:

In addition to the star Commander Badass, the comic also features cameos from video game characters like Street Fighter's Guile and God of War's Kratos. You know, doing manly things.