A Florida man has been banned for life from Disney World after his annoyed crack about a meth lab led to a nighttime raid on his hotel room.
According to Tampa Bay's WTLV, St. Augustine resident David Swindler and his family were visiting Disney World over the Labor Day weekend when he attempted to extend their stay for another night. Growing impatient with a hotel staff member, Swindler joked reportedly joked that "he could build a meth lab in his room by the time he could finally get some service."
That's when Swindler discovered Disney World isn't always the happiest place on Earth, as his room was later raided by Orange County Sheriff's deputies and Disney security. Although no meth lab was discovered, Swindler was evicted from the resort and issued trespassing warning that bars him from the property. "It is for life," he laments.
"Don't know why I said meth lab, I should have said, 'I was going to build an atomic bomb,' or something else," said Swindler, whose wife and children are permitted to return to Disney property. "I didn't think anyone would take me seriously."
A lifelong fan who said "My first and foremost love is Jesus Christ, then my family and then Disney," Swindler has been advised to file an appeal with the resort's security.