At Funny or Die, Lex Luthor -- portrayed hilariously by Jon Hamm of Mad Men -- makes a plea for President Obama to grant LexCorp. a $100 billion bailout.
"I know what you're asking: 'Lex, where did it all go wrong?'" Luthor says. "Well, we got heavily into investing in an awful lot of worthless desert property that we then tried to blow up the state of California so that would go up. We tried to build an entirely new land mass in the middle of the north Atlantic out of stolen Kryptonian crystals, but of course you-know-who comes in, scoops the whole thing out of the water, and throws it into outer space, which is ... typical."
(via Ian Brill)