The troubled Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark has been investigated by the New York State Department of Labor, lampooned by Saturday Night Live and savaged by critics. And now the $70 million musical is about to endure Law & Order's ripped-from-the-headlines treatment.
TVLine reports that an upcoming episode of NBC's Law & Order: Criminal Intent will center on "a high-flying, fast-crashing show" called Icarus, whose director is described in the casting breakdown as “high-strung and larger-than-life," and "a born-again drunk."
However, while ousted Spider-Man director Julie Taymor oversaw the production when four actors were injured -- a fifth was hurt after her firing -- her television counterpart will be at the helm when a performer is murdered. Of course, Taymor isn't the only person cast in an unflattering light (this is the Law & Order franchise, after all): The episode also features a rock-star composer named Arno who's secretly bisexual and cheating on his wife.
There's no word yet on when the CI episode will air. Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark -- the real one -- is on hiatus through May 12 while a new creative team, led by Philip William McKinley, makes sweeping changes to the show. Opening night is scheduled for June 14.