JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is a series that will absolutely blow your mind more and more the deeper you go into its rabbit hole. The amount of random and nonsensical things that take place in this well-known manga and anime series goes through the roof. Its main characters, the Joestar family line are right in the middle of all this and for some reason attract things that make no sense.
Therefore we decided to put together a list of things about the Joestar bloodline that make no sense, even by JoJo's standards. Let's go even further into this bizarre rabbit hole together.
10 THEY ARE ALL OVER THE GLOBE
If there's one thing that Dio has to hate about the Joestar bloodline is that this family is one bunch that are literally everywhere. It seems like in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, no matter what country you go to you will eventually run into a Joestar, as seen in each different series. Italy, the United States, Britain, the list goes on.
This is mostly due to how much the family has moved and also a big thanks to Dio and Joseph for their different "relationships". It's honestly no wonder Dio is always ticked off. He just can't escape these guys.
9 THEIR SUPERNATURAL CONNECTIONS
We're not sure you've noticed but the Joestars seem to attract a bunch of supernatural trouble. Stands? Yeah, this family has em. Ripple powers? Oh, they've dabbled with that in the past for sure. Ghosts? Well duh, of course they've dealt with ghosts. See what we're trying to say here? You name the supernatural occurrence and the answer is "yes", the Joestars have definitely encountered it.
Thankfully these supernatural connections occasionally save their lives against other supernatural threats. However, we're really not sure that these connections are worth it in the grand scheme of things.
8 RANDOM STAND POWERS
Speaking of random supernatural occurrences, what's the big deal with these guys and being born into stand powers? Do you get a stand when your parents have a stand? When does the bloodline become so diluted that the next baby born won't grow into a stand user? So many questions about this truly bizarre series and so little time.
Many characters in the JoJo's Bizarre Aventure series, however, are born without a stand and must obtain it by other means as seen in the fourth series, Diamond is Unbreakable, using the stand arrow.
7 DIO JOINED THE BLOODLINE BY STEALING A BODY
You thought that last entry was bizarre, well this one is even more nonsensical. As many know, Dio actually somewhat wins in JoJo's part one: Phantom Blood. He places his head atop Jonathan Joestar's body and gains full control of it. Dio then uses this body to procreate, resulting in Giorno being born.
It's actually ridiculous that the family's adversary created more of the family by using Jonathan's body for this purpose. To this day we seriously have no clue what this guy was thinking.
6 THERE IS A GREEN BABY IN THEIR BLOODLINE
Dio really is the cause of a lot of the bizarre features of the Joestar bloodline. He not only had a kid with Jonathan Joestar's body but he also is the reason that there is an ultra weird green baby in the bloodline. That's right Dio's green baby that is seen in JoJo's part six, Stone Ocean, is now a part of the Joestar bloodline.
This connection is due to Dio's bone being put inside this green baby. Let's hope someone in this cursed family line knows how to rock a baby to sleep.
5 THERE IS AN INVISIBLE BABY IN THEIR FAMILY
Well, this one technically isn't in their bloodline but it definitely is a part of their family-line now. It also takes us back to those supernatural connections that the Joestar family just can't seem to shake away from.
In JoJo's Bizarre Adventure part four, Diamond is Unbreakable, Joseph Joestar runs into an abandoned baby that he adopts. This baby just so happens to be an invisible baby. As we said, we know this weird little baby isn't related to the Joestars by blood but it's now a part of the family.
4 THEY LEFT BEHIND THEIR NOBLE ROOTS
Many seriously don't understand why the Joestars went through with this but yes, they gave up their noble roots. That initial money that Jonathan Joestar and his parents had all the way back in the first part of JoJo's, Phantom Blood, has definitely disappeared, seemingly without a trace.
That money could have definitely gotten the Joestar's out of a pickle or two but at least it was put to good use before disappearing. If anyone has any info on the Joestar bank situation now consider us interested.
3 THEY CAN'T GET DIO OUT OF THEIR LIVES
They can't get the supernatural away from them, they can't stay in one country, they can't stop having stands, and they just can't keep this blonde-vampire-bodysnatcher out of their lives.
Seriously it seems like no matter how many times he's dealt with Dio keeps coming back in many different forms. Heck, we saw in parts 2,4, and 5 that the guy doesn't even have to be there for his presence to screw everything up.
Someone in the Joestar bloodline really needs to get a restraining order against the guy. Maybe that'll help.
2 SOME OF THEIR HAIR MAKES NO SENSE
You know you were thinking it during many parts of the series. If you weren't constantly staring at Jotaro's nonsense hair-hat then you really weren't experiencing JoJo's the right way.
We really feel that these crazy unexplainable hairstyles are some of the most charming parts of the JoJo's series and of course the highlights of the hair parade feature multiple Joestars. We talked about Jotaro's hair already but that's because his is the most ridiculous. However, we can't forget Josuke's ridiculous waffle pompadour and Gio's donut hair.
1 THE STAR SHAPED BIRTHMARK
Finally we arrive at the last nonsense piece of the list and of course, it's the iconic Joestar birthmark. Why? Because it makes absolutely zero sense.
Imagine every single baby being born in one of the longest family lines in existence having the same perfect star-shaped birthmark in the exact same spot.
This perfect birthmark as good looking as a professional tattoo. We're really starting to wonder if it's even a birthmark at all. Maybe everyone gets an identical tattoo at birth?