I'd not date other comic fans.
Do we really need an extra thousand things to argue about? I'll stick with where to eat and whose parents are crazier. I don't need to yell about the relative merits of Joe Matt vs. Johnny Ryan.
I'd have saved my anti-Crisis-on-Infinite-Earths Piece
Seriously, I can't find that anywhere. It makes me sad. It was fucking brilliant.
I'd never have quit CSBG in the first place.
Can you imagine me with some sort of moderation ability? I would burn a swath through the comment fields like a case of mono through the popular kids in junior high. Lo, I would be feared indeed.