If your mission is an all-out assault on dirt, germs and dead skin, you'll want a brilliant tactician, and an effective bar of soap, on your side -- and backside. And there's no one better than Admiral Gial Ackbar, veteran of the Clone Wars, hero of the Galactic Civil War, and the star of untold memes.

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Whether it's a desperate attack against the Empire's super-weapon or a last-ditch effort to reach your (ahem) Death Star, Ackbar knows just when to retreat and when to establish a perimeter. Plus, as a Mon Calamari, he doesn't mind a little water, or getting his clawed fingers dirty. Just watch out for those suction cups.

Handmade by NerdySoap, Ackbar is available in a variety of colors and scents, none of which is brine, seaweed or old shrimp, which is how I imagine the good admiral smelling. Cinnamon or sandalwood might be nice, though.

If you don't fancy sharing your bath with Ackbar, the Etsy store offers a wide selection of "Star Wars"-themed soaps, ranging from the bounty hunter Bossk and Jabba the Hutt (no, thank you!) to a set featuring the Death Star, Darth Vader, the Millennium Falcon and an X-wing.

There's even Han Solo in carbonite, which of course demands this bath-time exchange. "I loofah you." "... I know."

(via io9.com)