With the popularity of Garfield Minus Garfield, I suppose it was only a matter of time before someone took a similar approach with the ruler of Apokolips. It's a surprisingly short walk from "I hate Mondays" to "Let the universe howl in despair."

Okay, maybe it wasn't inevitable, but it's happened anyway: 4thletter's Gavok presents Darkseid Minus New Gods. Witness the existential crisis of Uxas! Marvel as the search for the Anti-Life Equation appears to take its toll! Laugh as one of DC's greatest villains declares, to no one, "I am the storm! But not a wedding."