Civil War broke out Tuesday in a snow-covered Washington, D.C., with Captain America at the forefront of fight, not over the Superhero Registration Act but rather about ... well, that part's not exactly clear. However, it involved about 100 people, and lots and lots of snowballs.

Yes, the Sentinel of Liberty (aka Colin Lawrence), with shield in hand, was at the center of the red-cheeked, runny-nosed fighters at Meridian Hill Park, alongside what The Washington Post described as "a guy who looked like a chicken, a man in a full-body giraffe suit and a woman wearing a Browns helmet and holding a plastic trashcan shield."

Clearly, all of these crossovers have taken their toll on the Marvel Universe, leading A-listers like Iron Man, Spider-Man and Wolverine to sit this one out, leaving room for Z-listers like Giraffe Guy and, um, Chicken Man.

Who won the battle, organized by the Washington Snowball Fight Association? Much like Civil War, no one's really clear ...