Remember earlier this month when the narrator of the Honest Trailer for Guardians of the Galaxy conceded, "We're really reaching here"? Well, there's no such admission this time, as the Screen Junkies crew takes on the Michael Bay-produced Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles -- aka "April O'Neil: The Movie."
There's a lot of low-hanging fruit, naturally, from the "four 'roided-out, nightmare versions of Shrek" to the overly complex revised origins to the expected Michael Bay filmmaking tics. However, as the disembodied voice of a child interrupts to remind the narrator (and us), "You know this is a kids' movie, right? It's not like the Turtles were better in your day."