That's all I'm promising you, all you're getting, and all you are allowed to complain about in the comments section.

Top 21 Essential Marvel Runs I've Read:*

1. Wolfman and Colan Tomb Of Dracula

2. Lee, Kirby, and Sinnot Fantastic Four

3. Gerber, Brunner, Colan, and Infantino Howard the Duck

4. Lee and Romita, and friends Amazing Spider-Man

5. Lee and Ditko Dr. Strange

6. Lee and Ditko Amazing Spider-Man

7. Claremont and Smith Uncanny X-Men

8. Claremont, Cockrum, and Byrne Uncanny X-Men**

9. Duffy and Gammil Power Man/Iron Fist

10. Gerber and Sal Buscema Defenders

11. Lee and John Buscema Silver Surfer

12. Gerber, Kane, Sal Buscema, and friends Marvel Two In One

13. Lee, Kirby, Steranko, Colan Captain America

14. Lee, Kirby, Ditko, Severin; just the whole bullpen, okay? Hulk

15. Thomas and Windsor-Smith Conan

16. Lee, Severin, and Everrett Dr. Strange

17. Fleisher and Leialoha Spider Woman

18. Thomas, Colan, and friends Dr. Strange***

19. Lee, Thomas, Kirby, Toth, Roth X-Men****

20. Monech and Trempe Godzilla

21. Lee, Kirby, Heck Ant Man*****

Top 21 Characters I'd Pay For As DLC In Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2

1. Hercules

2. She-Hulk

3. The Falcon

4. Blade******

5. Molly Hayes/Princess Powerful

6. Beast

7. Nightcrawler

8. Black Widow

9. Captain Britain

10. War Machine

11. Namor

12. Bullseye

13. Stan Lee

14. Beta Ray Bill

15. Machine Man

16. Sleepwalker

17. Gorrila Man

18. Shadowcat

19. Amadeus Cho

20. Daken*******

21. Cannonball

15 Favorite DC Comics Runs By Writer

1. JLA by Morrison

2. Batman by Miller

3. Batman by O'Neil

4. All Star Superman by Grant Morrison

5. Fourth World by Kirby

6. Manhunter by Goodwin

7. Batman by Morrison

8. The Flash by Waid

9. Justice League International/Europe by Giffen and DeMatties

10. Robin by Dixon

11. 52 by Johns, Rucka, Morrison, and Waid

12. Orion by Simonson

13. Batman by Wolfman***********************************

14. Animal Man by Morrison

15. Detective Comics by Grant

11 Favorite Indie/Non-Superhero/Slice of Life Graphic Novels

1. Locas by Jaime Hernandez

2. Ice Haven by Dan Clowes

3. 32 Stories by Adrian Tomine

4. American Splendor by Harvey Pekar and friends (the one with Paul Giamatti on the cover that tied in to the movies and was like a greatest hits; I was bitterly disappointed with "the Quitter")

5. Ghost World by Dan Clowes

6. From Hell by Alan Moore and Eddie Campbell

7. Same Difference by Derek Kirk Kim

8. Stagger Lee by by Derek McCulloch and Shepherd Hendrix

9. The Eternal Smile by Gene Luen Yang and Derek Kirk Kim

10. Jimmy Corrigan by Chris Ware*x/2

11. Louis Riel by Chester Brown*V*

*Do not say "You forgot!" Just don't. These are all the Essentials I've ever read. If it's not here, I either read it in another format, don't have it yet, or don't care.

**Yes, I consider this all one run.

***I don't like this run at all, but I consider it just not for me.

****I count this all as one (crappy) run. The only redeeming quality of this collection is the Bruce Timm cover. The X-Men didn't get good until Thomas and Adams got a hold of them. Unless Arnold Drake's run was better than I expect. That's my big hole in the X-Men. Yes, I've read the '90s. I grew up then. In theory.

*****I read Ant Man's origin and realized I never wanted to read another Hank Pym Ant Man story ever again, so this really shouldn't count, and is also why I hate Hank Pym (so much!) and think he should die in a fire.

******Only if his costumes are from Captain Britain and MI-13 and Tomb of Dracula, though.

*******So I could send him charging to his death while I laugh. Or, as I call it, "the Gambit Method"

*********************************** I forgot that Marv wrote Batman when I was a youngin', and introduced one of my childhood faves, Tim Drake. Man, I'm kind of sad with what they've done to poor Tim Drake, even if I like Damien as Robin a lot. So, anyway, something else of his I like besides ToD.

*x/2 I mean, it leaves me cold and I will never read it again, but it is a technical marvel. I will never doubt that Ware's a master craftsman, I just don't enjoy his work. Craft only goes so far in my book if I wish your lead characters would all be eaten by Devil Dinosaur.

*V* I stopped reading it before the end, but what I read was great!