Move over, Rudolph and Charlie Brown: There's a new Christmas cartoon classic in town. Exploding from the pages of Henry & Glenn Forever -- the very very funny romance/gag-strip comic chronicling the eternal love between musclebound, black-clad hardcore progenitors Henry Rollins and Glenn Danzig -- comes the Henry & Glenn Forever X-Mas Special, an animated short by cartoonist and animator Tom Neely. Neely, who co-created Henry & Glenn Forever with fellow Igloo Tornado art-collective members Gin Stevens, Scot Nobles, and Dino Fucker, serves up a heartwarming tale reminiscent of O. Henry's "Gift of the Magi" -- if, that is, "Gift of the Magi" included a visit from Black Santa and Krampus, a jam session with notorious Satanists Darryl Hall and John Oates, and an exchange of thong underwear and a book about Nazi werewolves, all in honor of the birthday of H.P. Lovecraft. It's the perfect reminder that the Henry & Glenn Forever comic makes a great fishnet-stocking stuffer. Season's greetings, you goddamn son of a bitch!