If we've learned anything from five seasons (and assorted specials) of The Venture Bros., it's that serving as one of The Monarch's henchmen isn't easy. It's dispiriting work that, more often that not, ends in a grisly death. On the plus side, however, the costume is pretty snazzy.
Cinemastery Studios has a more casual take on the uniform, for the henchman on the go: a stylish yellow-and-black hoodie that comes complete with antennae and mask (with lenses made of transparent red vinyl). After all, you have to preserve that identity, even in the off-hours. The best part, though, is the tag, which reads "HENCH 4 LIFE."
There's an XS version, too, for those tinier henchmen. Prices range from $20 to $35.
(via Fashionably Geek)