Have You Ever Wondered What Batman Would Have Been Like If It Had Been Written By Michael Fleischer and Drawn by Dick Sprang?

Then you should really enjoy scene from an early draft of a Batman film script, identified by Cracked as the only cool one in that early draft of a Batman film script.

They also tear in to a terrible version of the Spider-Man movie, perhaps just for equal time on the DC/Marvel bashing front. As a devoted reader of Bullpen Bulletins in the early '90s, I knew that James Cameron was meant to direct Spider-Man at some point. Somehow, I missed when they mentioned that the future governor of California and his evil sidekick Weiner would be the villains.

So this was also an educational article. You can't ask for more, really. But have this video of porno Italian Batman on a bicycle anyway.

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