If your modern Stone Age family is looking to relocate, you may want to consider Bedrock City. The entire town can be yours for 2 million clams.

ABC News reports the 43-year-old Flintstones-inspired Arizona theme park, located 30 miles south of the Grand Canyon, is being sold by its owner, who's ready to retire.

The 30-acre property features the theme park, dotted with houses, characters and dinosaurs straight out of the classic cartoon, restaurant, gift shop, RV park and camp ground, convenience store and a 3,800-square-foot residential building that, according to a brochure, "would provide excellent employee housing." Or, y'know, with four bedrooms, plenty of space for Fred, Wilma, Barney, Betty and the kids.

Oh, and there's also a volcano, named Mount St. Wilma. Unfortunately, however, the Flintstones license isn't part of the deal; you'll have to negotiate a new contract with Hanna-Barbera, and probably scrape together a few more clams.

I hear Mr. Slate is hiring down at the quarry ...







(via Boing Boing)