Aquaman has never led an easy life, what with the years of ridicule (thanks, Super Friends), that harpoon hand, struggling sales and brooding beards. However, this video from UCB Comedy finds the King of Atlantis at a particularly low point, even as the members of the Justice League gather to celebrate an anniversary.
But Aquaman, portrayed by comedian Alan Starzinski, isn't about to suffer in silence; he has words for several of his teammates, particularly Batman. "Your superpowers are that you're rich, and you've got dead parents," Arthur slurs. "All of us have got dead parents, man. Superman's got four dead parents, and I gotta dead son!"
And, uh, Barry Allen? You may want to invest in another kind of underwear ...
(via Laughing Squid)